did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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