they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think a kid would responsible me up
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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