he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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