I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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