i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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