Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
