jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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