She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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