you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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