No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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