nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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