I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
