Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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