Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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