STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
