is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
this beer tastes like vomit already
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
