Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
is it fun? or sober?
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