good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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