there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Are these your boobs on my camera?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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