He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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