I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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