That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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