Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
