we're blogging at a bar
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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