No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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