My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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