Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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