i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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