Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
