I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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