Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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