after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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