Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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