first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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