i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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