i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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