How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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