Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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