Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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