I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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