Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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