He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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