Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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