i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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