brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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