No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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