White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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