And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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