I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
