I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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