In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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