? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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